Road Trip Revivalist Gifts

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Unrest Area.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Confused drivers

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Honk if you're holy.

Route 666.

Car Journey.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)