Road Trip Artist Gifts

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Family members!

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Route 666

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Man Painting Road.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Pick a direction.

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Boating trip

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

As the crow flies cab co.

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Strange how everyone driving slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster is a maniac!'

Right Lane Back to Square One.

"Route US 666"

'Cattle Driver.'

What it's like to drive a boring car.

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.