Road Trip Artist Gifts

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Family members!

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Route 666

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Man Painting Road.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Pick a direction.

Boating trip

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

As the crow flies cab co.

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

'Strange how everyone driving slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster is a maniac!'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

'Cattle Driver.'

"My name is Shirley and I'll be signing 'My Heart Will Go On.'"

Right Lane Back to Square One.

"Route US 666"

What it's like to drive a boring car.

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

You are leaving the farm belt. Welcome to the farm pants

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'