Indie Road-tripper Gifts

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Valet park only"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.