Road Trip Rebel Gifts

'Told you so.'

'no punch line...signs'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A Passage to Indiana

Family acid trip

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Man driving on the wrong side of the road looks at road markings and asks his wife: 'Honey, where does the M075 take us?'

Psychomotor: A car that exhibits road rage.

Man sees 'Route 66' has 'Kick Me' sign on back.

Unrest Area.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Honk if you're holy.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Road work next 15 years.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

?50 speed sign

Zero gravity ahead.