Style Genius T-Shirts

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"