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"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

Choosing What To Wear.

'You're looking years younger Doreen. Have you had some cosmetic surgery?'

Whatever.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'We make petites in large sizes.'

"Oh no I forgot to grow a beard."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons

Style Consultant

"That's Gross Bros for you. You want powerlook, you got powerlook."

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

"It's urban camouflage wear."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Suit shop next door to IRS shows barrels in window.

Overcoat

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Tartan Coats

Elton Coiffeur.

"Have you got anything in Italic ?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

Bias Tape

"Well, my passion for fashion started on the day I wore my first sheep-skin..."

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

"I know. I'm always tempted to run up and pull them the rest of the way down!"

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.