Style Savior T-Shirts

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'Barbers without borders'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

New Suit.

New Shoes.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Like my new haircut?"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The Return Of The Minipants

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Trendies, INC

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"