Fashion Savior T-Shirts

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Ass-less Chaps

Lady Gaga

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"