Fashion Disaster Survivor T-Shirts

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Feng Shwoops!"

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Desert Island Delivery

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Ape.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'You must be the new girl.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

'HA-HA!!'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!