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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'You must be the new girl.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"What? I slept seven months."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"... Till death us do part."

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"