Fashion Disaster Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"That's the trouble of living alone...there is no one to tell you your shirt is on backwards!"

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Ape.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

Bean Boots

'You must be the new girl.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'