Fashion Mishaps Enthusiast T-Shirts

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Dad."

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

Cargo briefs

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

The Burger and the Whopper.