Fashion Mishaps Enthusiast Prints

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Dad."

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Cargo briefs

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

The Burger and the Whopper.

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"