Casual Wardrobe Mishap Enthusiast Prints

Building Books.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Fairy friday.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Still in fashion

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Dad."

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

Cargo briefs

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"