Casual Wardrobe Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

Building Books.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Still in fashion

'Fairy friday.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"Dad."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

Cargo briefs

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

The Burger and the Whopper.