Fashion Faux Pas Enthusiast Gifts

"Shall we tell her?" Cow has 'hide' stuck into her knickers.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Yes, I'd like to see you again, but not in that jacket.'

'Compliments of the management,sir.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"This is my first job interview, so I'd like to apologize for my tie not matching my flip flops."

"You might consider new socks as well."

The Bland Leading the Bland

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'My wife misread the invite and packed the wrong suit.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"Thee dryrobes are not the best look but great for shoplifting."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Static cling like you wouldn't believe.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'Other than your wardrobe, Dad, you're a great role model.'

"You're going to have to stop wearing that t-shirt Patricia."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

A really bad springtime fashion Faux pas

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

"You'd be a lot more successful if you didn't wear black trousers with brown shoes."

The Burger and the Whopper.

A man about to be caught with having an unfashionable patch on the bottom of his trousers

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

im never did get the true meaning of 'Man bun'.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Return Of The Minipants

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'