Fashion Faux Pas Collector Gifts

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"I will zip your files, but you'll have to zip yourself."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"What? I slept seven months."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."