Fashion Faux Pas Collector T-Shirts

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"I will zip your files, but you'll have to zip yourself."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"You've got the job, but you've got to change your clothes."