Clothing Mishap Aficionado Gifts

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

Cargo briefs

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Dad."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"