Clothing Mishap Aficionado Gifts

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Dad."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

Cargo briefs

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

The Burger and the Whopper.