Fashion Mishaps Gifts

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Building Books.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Dad."

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

The Burger and the Whopper.