Fashion Mishaps Prints

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Dad."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

The Burger and the Whopper.

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."