Fashion Disaster Survivor Gifts

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Feng Shwoops!"

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Ape.

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'You must be the new girl.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'HA-HA!!'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!