Style Genius Prints

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Absolutely not!"

New Suit.

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Like my new haircut?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's