Style Strategist Prints

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"The full partner look."

'Well, Johnson, I see you're wearing suspenders and a belt again. That reminds me, did you get that redundancy checker?'

'How obvious can you get?'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"I think you might have put that in the wrong place."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'