Sartorial Strategist Prints

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

A Tailor and a new customer

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

If you're going to courst as a defendant, this tie says 'Not guilty, your Honor'.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Wearing all black

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"What!?"

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'