Sartorial Strategist Gifts

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

A Tailor and a new customer

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

If you're going to courst as a defendant, this tie says 'Not guilty, your Honor'.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'How about a game of cards?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Wearing all black

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"The full partner look."