Fashion Strategist Gifts

"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

In the Guru District

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I'll take it!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

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"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'