Fashion Analyst Gifts

"I find you can tell a lot about an economy just by looking at peoples' shoes."

In the Guru District

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

wattle covers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran