Fashion Consultant Gifts

In the Guru District

Handbags Authenticated

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

Gok Wan

'Neck a little tight, sir?'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Just curious, Dawkins, what does the corporate dresscode say about clamdiggers?'

'This one really matches your... um...ah...complexion.'

'The sales assistant said they were 'on trend'...'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"I don't feel comfortable with this body."

"...we are able to offer lifestyle advice...but that doesn't extend to whether that jacket and tie combination is funky"!

'A poloneck covers a multitude of chins.'

"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Do you have this one in a XXX large?'

"I like your yellow tie...It matches your teeth"

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

How would Madam like to pay?

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'When you say that it fits like a glove, is that because it covers my hands?'

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."