Fashion Advisor Gifts

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

The Haberdashery Triptych - the Barneys Collection, New York

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Just between you and me...the comb-over isn't working.'

"We spent so much money getting corporate clothing advice..."

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

"Possibly the giraffe print?"

'You do look good in pinstripes, Mr. Claus, but do you really need to worry about dressing for success?'

In the Guru District

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel