Style Advisor Gifts

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

In the Guru District

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'She's so put together!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'