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"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

In the Guru District

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'