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"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

The Haberdashery Triptych - the Barneys Collection, New York

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Just between you and me...the comb-over isn't working.'

"We spent so much money getting corporate clothing advice..."

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

"Possibly the giraffe print?"

'You do look good in pinstripes, Mr. Claus, but do you really need to worry about dressing for success?'

In the Guru District

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.