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In the Guru District

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

The Style of Elements

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Trendies, INC

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Men will never understand.'

The New Business Power Suit

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"