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"Really great. Now let’s ramp up the apathy."

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

'I'm thinking of a photoshoot in Antibes just half a dozen models...and we'll need an elephant flown in...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

In the Guru District

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Victorian Lady

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Men's business romper.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."