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"Really great. Now let’s ramp up the apathy."

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

'I'm thinking of a photoshoot in Antibes just half a dozen models...and we'll need an elephant flown in...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

In the Guru District

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad hair day!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

The Style of Elements

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex