Fashion Coordinator Prints

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The Style of Elements

Men's business romper.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Trendies, INC

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

The New Business Power Suit

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'Men will never understand.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."