Fashion Show Organizer Prints

Fashion Show Directions

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Snake fashion shows.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Face painting by numbers.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Trade Show Sherpas

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"That shirt is so last year."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Easter Bonnet

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.