Attending A Fashion Show Prints

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Easter Bonnet

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

London Fashion Week.

Face Painting.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Fashion world.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'We have to talk.'

Homemade Jam.

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.

"Well...there goes our hempline!"