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Fashion Show Directions

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Snake fashion shows.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Face painting by numbers.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.