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'Get real Dot Com'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Face painting by numbers.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"It's a great work!"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Who's the artist?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"