Exhibition Organizer Gifts

'Get real Dot Com'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"It's a great work!"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Who's the artist?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

'Mummy' clocking into to work

The Battle of the Pictures.