Exhibit Designer Gifts

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

'Mummy' clocking into to work

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Party Animals.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Children's Art Show.

Trade Show Sherpas

Cats at private view

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The Rise of Modern Art

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

I Pagliacci

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"