Exhibit Designer Pillows

'Mummy' clocking into to work

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Party Animals.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

I Pagliacci

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Fricka arrives.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."