Demonstration Designer Gifts

Rebels without a magic marker

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I brought cocoa."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Who's the artist?"

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"It looked like a really powerful presentation when I did it at 3 o'clock this morning!"

"Too much?"

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

'Get real Dot Com'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

Police Shooting

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Sailor and car

'This is the most positive thing I've done all year.'

Castle-shaped igloo.

Placard reads: 'It's a sign'.

'IN' and 'OUT' trays "You'll have to fire me"

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.