Monument Designer Gifts

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Weeds

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

StonesHendge.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Sculptor's chippings

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"I think I'm lost."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Too Many Genocides

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care