Memorial Designer Gifts

Computer Illiterate.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Michael Jackson

Monuments

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Veterans Day '20

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Too Many Genocides

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Dog Statue

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"He's still in therapy."