Memorial Designer T-Shirts

Computer Illiterate.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Monuments

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

"He's still in therapy."