Memorial Planning Gifts

Fish Memorial

"He was a very good boy."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

You are not forgotten!

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Dog Statue

"What if you go under before I need to?"