Memorial Services Gifts

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Monuments

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Veterans Day '20

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Cricketer's funeral

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

You are not forgotten!