Grief And Memorials Gifts

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Forget what?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

You are not forgotten!

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Heaven

"Sorry, wrong room."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."